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Forum Games / Re: Chain logic

« on: October 21, 2009, 11:58:26 PM »

Post-crime doesn't equal a criminal :o
And a lot of criminals are actually fairly smart, just sometimes insane. :o

Well if there is a crime that has happened, there is always a criminal.
The post-criminal postulate.

Also, when i say idiot i mean they don't use logic very well.

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Creativity / Re: Draw your own game design creation

« on: October 21, 2009, 11:53:36 PM »

You want an upskirt version? :o

No I'm just saying, its like the perfect angle for an upskirt.

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Creativity / Re: Draw your own game design creation

« on: October 21, 2009, 10:37:26 PM »

@OP; upskirtdressthing.

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Clan Discussion / Re: The Craftsmans - Awesome clan, Great job!

« on: October 21, 2009, 10:34:22 PM »

Maybe lop off one of her arms and use that for research.

It will weight as much as a toad; I know it!

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Clan Discussion / Re: The Craftsmans - Awesome clan, Great job!

« on: October 21, 2009, 10:05:44 PM »

True.
Burn the witch!

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Off Topic / Re: Halloween costumes

« on: October 21, 2009, 10:05:05 PM »

I don't even know what that is, but Steampunk is badass

Its fun!

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Clan Discussion / Re: The Craftsmans - Awesome clan, Great job!

« on: October 21, 2009, 09:58:37 PM »

Burn her, just to be safe.

Yes, but we can find out scientifically!

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Clan Discussion / Re: The Craftsmans - Awesome clan, Great job!

« on: October 21, 2009, 08:33:49 PM »

I'm considering blacklisting ranGar, because he is a witch.

Ah but how do you know she is a witch?

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Off Topic / Re: Halloween costumes

« on: October 21, 2009, 07:37:59 PM »

ur an airship pirat

I'm a steampunk junkie; I'm making a Wimshurst Machine for christmas.

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Games / Re: which game do you like the most?

« on: October 21, 2009, 01:19:01 AM »

Blockland.

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Off Topic / Re: Ctrl + V game.

« on: October 21, 2009, 01:10:26 AM »

Stranger: hey
You: What is your name?
Stranger: Eric you?
You: What is your quest?
Stranger: To defeat Grandmaster Flash and the Furious 5
You: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unseeden swallow?
Stranger: african or european?
You: Well i dont know!
You: *swwosh*
You: *plop*

Edit:
You: OH MY GOD ITS KUBLAI KHAN!
Stranger: Go Magikarp!
You: KUBLAI KHAN EATS MAGIKARP
Stranger: No Magikarp!
You: +20 HEALTH
Stranger: Quicly use splash while inside!
You: KUBLAI KHAN IS PARALYZED! HE MAY BE UNABLE TO MOVE!
Stranger: Good job Magikarp
Stranger: now use splash
You: MAGIKARP USES SPLASH ATTACK!
You: IT DOES NOTHING!
You: KUBLAI KHAN IS STILL PARALYZED!
You: *zzzp*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Hit him with another splash attack!
You: MAGIKARP USES SPLASH ATTACK!
You: IT DOES NOTHING!
You: KUBLAI KHAN IS STILL PARALYZED!
You: *zzp*
Stranger: Oh you forgot a z
You: Damn.
You: i mean
Stranger: USE SPLASH!!!!
You: DAMN!
You: NO MORE PP!
Stranger: Magikarp uses struggle
Stranger: (I know my pokemans)
You: KUBLAI KHAN IS NO LONGER PARALYZED!
You: KUBLAI KHAN USES DIGEST!
You: -50 HP
Stranger: Look out Magikarp...
Stranger: Good job
Stranger: Now use splash!
Stranger: after a full restore
Stranger: / that
You: KUBLAI KHAN IS PARALYZED! HE MAY BE UNABLE TO MOVE!
Stranger: elixer
You: KUBLAI KHAN USES DIGEST!
You: MAGIKARP IS NOW POINSONED!
You: *beaap*
Stranger: MAGIKARP HAS FAINTED
Stranger: TRAINER IS OUT OF USABLE POKEMON
Stranger: TRAINER HAS WHITED OUT

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Off Topic / Re: Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.

« on: October 21, 2009, 12:58:44 AM »

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What is your quest?

Cleverbot: Marry you.

User: What is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Black.

User: Okay, you may cross.

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Off Topic / Re: Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.

« on: October 21, 2009, 12:55:43 AM »

Why people don't post links to their log; I don't know.
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-sYvTSIIPYFQJAMCEQNE-detail

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Creativity / Re: Literature Assignment (Romance)

« on: October 21, 2009, 12:47:45 AM »

*sigh*
Whispering eye in old english means vagina.
Way to watch Role Models.

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Off Topic / Re: Vote for above poster's Halloween Avatar

« on: October 21, 2009, 12:47:05 AM »

1/0

I am infinite.