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Off Topic / Re: The Beautiful Destruction of the FBI (Peter Strzok)
« on: December 05, 2017, 08:48:48 PM »
On first inspection, it sounds to me like this agent, who was hired to help in an impartial investigation of Annoying Orange, was fired for having a documented anti-Annoying Orange bias. Is this the correction interpretation or am I reading this wrong? Genuinely asking, since I'm seeing like fifteen different threads in this story.

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Off Topic / Re: IS PEE STORED IN THE balls?: the great debate topic™®
« on: December 05, 2017, 04:34:39 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD
« on: December 05, 2017, 11:27:53 AM »
I went to an Australian ER after I shredded my hand on a metal fence skateboarding. When the nurse came over (after multiple hours) she gave me attitude asking why I thought I needed to be in the ER and then she grabbed my hand and squeezed the forget out of my cut and blood poured out all over the place

There was also some dude there with a nasty ass broken leg who had his forgeted up limb propped up on a trash can, he was there before me, and was there after I went in (a period of multiple hours), with no painkillers, and nobody even came to check on him lol. Free medical is a loving nightmare, just get a job. This was the second stuffty experience I had there

Oh yeah and also literally everything else where I live is like 10x the price of the same stuff in America
I saw a doctor at an Australian emergency room yesterday. I told him how cool the universal health care system was, but I didn't wanna be a douche and bother him with miniscule injuries.  He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my hospital bill up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors of the trauma ward with 15 prescriptions of hydrocodone in his hands without paying.
The nurse at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Doctor, you need to fill out the paperwork for those first."  At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the hospital store room.
When she took one of the pill containers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each vial and put them in a bag and started to say the price for the co-pay, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Off Topic / Re: POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD
« on: December 05, 2017, 02:46:41 AM »
You can visibly be having a stroke and the doctors will forget around and do nothing until you are braindead.
I did some back-of-the-envelope math by taking the number of people that die from strokes in Canada/US divided by the number of people in each country, respectively. The number is almost exactly the same, so it sounds like the biggest difference here is that you get to go brain-dead and broke in the US.

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Off Topic / Re: POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD
« on: December 04, 2017, 09:14:31 PM »
Implying that centrism is even a preferable position most of the time. If you don't care enough to take sides, it means you're taking the side of the status quo, which means you aren't really a 'centrist'.

If you have some sort of meaningful view that falls somewhere between parties, then fine. But circle-jerking over your own self-described neutrality is dumb.

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Off Topic / Re: POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD
« on: December 04, 2017, 03:26:50 PM »
"I like being a socialist robot because the cool college kids are doing it" basically.
That's some top-tier reading comprehension. Real great stuff. I would give you a gold star on the class reading board.

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Off Topic / Re: POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD
« on: December 04, 2017, 12:14:48 PM »
I like a lot of Trudeau's policies, but that definitely makes him look like a scummy politician.

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I'm saying he doesn't deserve to be loving executed.
Our justice system doesn't think he should be executed either. It's just an involuntary response from the public. There is a zero percent chance that this teenager will be executed. Best case scenario is many months of juvie and mandatory psychiatric treatment.

This forgeter did a crime, he should be investigateed and reported to the police.
The problem with 'private investigating culture' is that oftentimes the wrong person ends up getting reported to the police because the internet is a terrible detective. Other times the correct person gets reported for a crime they didn't commit, maybe because a person on the internet decided to slander them and say they did something illegal.

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What makes it okay for the death penalty to be reinstated for cat murder?
We eat pigs and cows, and the process of killing them at least comes with some productive result. This is just some psycho kid who threw a cat for fun.

Random animal abuse is a well-established litmus test for predicting which people are going to grow up to be murderers/serial killers/rapists/wallstreet bankers.  Even if we assume (potentially falsely) that cats aren't sentient beings capable of feeling/understanding pain, then we should still make abusing them illegal since it's an excellent way to get future psychos into the system before they start killing.

Also I didn't even vote for Annoying Orange
whoa

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Off Topic / Re: POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD
« on: December 03, 2017, 06:24:41 PM »
I would put up an image of the kind of person that seeks out arguments with the goal of being 'anti-SJW', but they're actually impossible to photograph due to a thin layer of highly-reflective, congealed grease coating the entire surface of their body.

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Off Topic / Re: Forumers, what state do you live in?
« on: December 03, 2017, 05:56:17 PM »
Most of the time? Georgia.

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Off Topic / Re: The horrifying truth about the modern western society
« on: December 03, 2017, 04:33:23 PM »
the forget is going on in here?

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Off Topic / Re: POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD
« on: December 03, 2017, 02:35:39 PM »
imagine how loving stupid they think we are to not know that love without consent is rape
You say that, but it's way more ubiquitous than you might expect. A dude in my freshmen residence hall brought home a girl who was literally black-out drunk, had love with her, and swears it was consensual.

Everyone and their grandmother knows that you can't club someone over the head and drag them into the bushes, but there's a much larger grey area where most of the loveual assaults happen.

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Off Topic / Re: POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD
« on: December 03, 2017, 02:09:41 PM »
https://twitter.com/PoliceServiceNI/status/937266196659032064

socializing is rape
ok so that's just a deliberate misinterpretation of what they're saying

'it' means intercourse in this context, not socializing

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Off Topic / Re: POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD
« on: December 03, 2017, 01:46:01 PM »
The loving tweet says "special someone"
That's up to interpretation. Obviously it isn't loveual assault if it's your spouse/SO, but if your 'special someone' is just someone you ran into under the mistletoe, that's still weird and gross. But in fairness, it looks like everyone interpreted it as meaning significant other, so they probably should have phrased it better.

Also Master Matthew's SJW video was directed to my post about how kissing random strangers is unacceptable, which shouldn't really even be a point of argument tbh. Nobody here is a James Bond-esque character in a 1950s noir film. Don't make out with women unless they're cool with it.

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