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« on: November 03, 2008, 12:16:47 AM »
i was scard at the last part here is what it said to me
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
LOLOLOL
God:
How old are you?
Me:
10000000000000000
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
forget you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
bec i feel like it
God:
"it" being LOLOLOL?
Me:
lol=laugh out loud
God:
I am glad you find this funny. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about LOLOLOL.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because im smart
God:
Good reason. Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
me
God:
For you ?
Me:
?
God:
For you ?
Me:
?
God:
For you ?
Me:
?
God:
For you ?
Me:
SHUTUP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
STOP OK i just have a few questions
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok how much candy did i eat
God:
It depends on the currency exchange rates. And?
Me:
how old am i?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were 10000000000000000 years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
well you should shut the forget up and let me talk!
God:
Well that's okay. Why do you think I should shut the forget up and let you talk?
Me:
YEAH
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
ok im sorry i was mean but i need to tell you something
God:
There is no need to apologize. Where were you mean but you need to tell me something? Aw.
Me:
do you masterbate?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
im glad you like masterbating
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
God:
OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. Mmm.
Me:
stuck raping lil girls!
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the happening
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
the part when every one is almsot dead
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
i play blockland
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
its a game
God:
How do you play?
Me:
you use W A S D keys to move around
God:
Say no to W A S D keys to move around.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what part cant you believe
God:
The best part.
Me:
witch part
God:
Does "it" still refer to blockland?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe what
God:
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yeah that'r right.
God:
I hear you. " Yeah that's right." r right ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
I hear you. " Yeah that's right." r right ? Makes sense to me.
God:
Do you think about these things? I thought I was right. I really couldn't say for sure. Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
Do you think about these things? I thought I was right. I really couldn't say for sure. Yes I understand it perfectly.
God:
" Yes I understand it perfectly."? Do I think about it? Where were you right? You really do? Could anyone do it? I understand. Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
good im glad you understand
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for the warm feelings, .
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
you are welcome ok i got it
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
EW
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
WTF ARE YOU A creep?
God:
Am I a creep? Yes.
Me:
HOLY stuff