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Off Topic / Re: The Rec. Drug Thread - FAQ, Q&A, General Information (Overhaul)

« on: August 13, 2014, 02:53:45 PM »

I just got a phonecall from Bubbagum's mom telling me she's in the hospital right now

what the forget, why is she in the hospital, she didn't take anything at all to my knowledge yesterday, she looked perfectly fine last night

what do i do what the forget is going on

So you're in SD right now, right? Are you just chilling in your hotel room waiting for news or something?

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Off Topic / Re: whats life like?

« on: August 13, 2014, 05:17:06 AM »

For me, I like the idea of getting cash more than the actual cash I get from it.

For example, I own two condo apartments down here in SD that my friend manages. He handles everything to do with the clients and the condos as the property manager, and he gets all the extra income from the price he charges them, less the cost of property taxes and mortgage payments and stuff. At first it seems pointless for me to do this because he's the one benefiting, but in 5 years the mortgages will be mostly paid off on them and I'll be able to sell the condos for a tidy profit. So I get to do zero work and collect a bunch of money in a few years from it. Lifes good.

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Off Topic / Re: The Rec. Drug Thread - FAQ, Q&A, General Information (Overhaul)

« on: August 13, 2014, 05:02:36 AM »

Alcohol is the one drug I really only like to consume with others. I'll still drink a whole bottle (as noted earlier today) alone if I feel like it though.

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Off Topic / Re: whats life like?

« on: August 13, 2014, 04:59:49 AM »

Oh I wasn't trying to stuff on you, I was just writing up some info about it since it's an important part of being an adult. You know a lot more than most people, so props for that.

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Off Topic / Re: melatonin

« on: August 13, 2014, 04:57:44 AM »

I love melatonin but I never take it. I've got this issue where when I lay down in bed my mind goes into overdrive and I can't stop thinking about literally everything, so it's really hard to sleep. My solution historically has been to stay up so  late every night that when I close my eyes in bed I pretty much pass out instantly, but it's probably healthier to just take some melatonin at like 9pm and be asleep by 11.

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Off Topic / Re: whats life like?

« on: August 13, 2014, 04:52:28 AM »

That's not exactly an accurate guide to how to build credit, but it's close.

The idea is to keep your creditors happy, meaning you pay your debts. So, that means not missing payments, not leaving large amounts of money on your credit cards month after month (or if you do, make sure you also pay a lot month after month), actively using your credit card, etc.

You don't have to pay it in full the week after you make a purchase, as long as you're diligent about paying most of the debt off every month (credit cards have closing dates and then payment deadlines, usually the deadline is a little less than a month after the closing date) you'll be good.

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Off Topic / Re: Have you ever had loveual intercourse?

« on: August 13, 2014, 03:32:05 AM »

DANGER: I'm loving weird. Highlight this next part with caution.

I made a faux star fish using some fleece as a base, layered with satin to make it feel like flesh. I cut a hole in his rear with a razor, added some stuffing to the area to tighten it up, and then attached the tube using a ladder stitch. No lube needed and no rugburn.

I did something similar at the crotch to make a mount for a carrot, instead using fleece that matches the color of his underside instead of the satin. Granted I don't currently don't have anything usable to put in it, so I just made a simple snake out of fabric and attached it to the inside. It doesn't look half bad, actually, and I can hide the richard inside of the mount like it's a sheathe.

If your parents ever discover this dragon, which I don't imagine would be very difficult since apparently it's life-sized, please tell us their reaction to your handiwork.

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Off Topic / Re: Have you ever had loveual intercourse?

« on: August 13, 2014, 03:02:33 AM »

I'm actually curious to the mechanics of how that worked. Did you cut a hole in it, or did it come with a back door primed for loving? Was lube needed, or did you just deal with the rugburn?

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Off Topic / Re: Have you ever had loveual intercourse?

« on: August 13, 2014, 02:55:06 AM »

fine lol

a stuffed animal, not a real one

specifically a giant red dragon plushie

Oh man this comment is something to be saved forever.

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Off Topic / Re: Powersports Megathread

« on: August 13, 2014, 02:08:52 AM »

I fail to see how this is relevant at all.

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Off Topic / Re: The Rec. Drug Thread - FAQ, Q&A, General Information (Overhaul)

« on: August 13, 2014, 02:04:05 AM »

As far as straight unflavored hard liquor goes, vodka is god-tier.

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 13, 2014, 01:53:04 AM »

jacking off while in a cereal mascot costume or jacking off to people who are wearing cereal mascot costumes?

Both, I assume.

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Off Topic / Re: The Rec. Drug Thread - FAQ, Q&A, General Information (Overhaul)

« on: August 13, 2014, 01:39:01 AM »

I tested positive for THC just now and I didnt do anything???
Now I'm like, uber forgeted

Have her test you again ASAP. False positives happen.

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Off Topic / Re: Have you ever had loveual intercourse?

« on: August 13, 2014, 01:35:52 AM »

Yeah. First time was in my car at the drive in with my (at the time) girlfriend

Okay so only recently did I get to experience the whole 'loving in the back seat of a car' thing, and I gotta say it's a forgetin' TERRIBLE experience.

There is not enough room. Period. Maybe if you drive a suburban or a hummer or something, but in the back seat of a family sedan there's just not enough room. The available angle of entry is smaller than you might think, so to get a comfortable position for both you and her (I assume this would be even more difficult for gay dudes) that offers an available angle of entry is like human Tetris.

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Off Topic / Re: I have decided to change my life for the better (long)

« on: August 13, 2014, 01:21:01 AM »

since when was the bl forums this supportive?

ot: congrats on your decision

VH is someone special here. People who were here through his transition learned to accept him, and people that came after his transition were forced into this spot of accept him or be a social outcast on the topic.