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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 03:54:15 AM »

well, eating out a girl ain't the coolest thing either, but a real man will do it, and you seem like a pretty manly guy

Well as I said earlier girls having pleasure is a huge turnon for me, so I actually don't mind eating a girl out. I could (and do) go 'till my mouths sore, but the second she starts blowing me all I'm thinking about is how she's not enjoying this part of love.

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 03:50:27 AM »

Yeah I get the idea of reciprocalism but when I'm sitting there getting one all I can think about is how this girls probably having an awful time shoving my richard down her throat.

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 03:46:29 AM »

I also don't really know how I feel about lewinskys. I mean, don't get me wrong, it feels forgetin' great. But at the same time I feel guilty that the girls not getting any pleasure from it. I've yet to try 69ing, but I bet I'd like it.


I wonder what would happen if a future employer of Mr. Man came across his post here.

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 03:41:24 AM »

Seeing the girl in pleasure

This is probably my biggest turn on, I wouldn't consider it a special interest though. My ultimate fear with love is leaving a girl unsatisfied. As an extension of it, I particularly enjoy fingering / eating out girls but I don't really like watching other people doing those things. Boring to watch, very enjoyable to do.

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 03:35:57 AM »

do you know what this means? this means that the concept of there being research of everything turns you on

I mean, I can pretty clearly understand that he means research of stuff that isn't intended to be loveually explicit turns him on.

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 03:06:56 AM »

garrus is cute but wrex is loving hot

To spell this out for people, Takato is saying that the following image represents a loveually attractive being.

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 03:02:37 AM »

The reason why I specified Humans is because if I simply said "I'm aloveual", then it would mean that I don't have any attraction to any anything at all. That is incorrect, because there is some interest in fictional things like Turians in Mass Effect. Plenty of people got the hots for Garrus.

Bro. I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, but you might have better success in pretty much all fields if you just don't mention to anyone that you're attracted to aliens in video games. Sometimes people tell little white lies to save face, and I think that stretching your lack of loveual attraction to anything that's been around since more than ten years ago to aloveuality is an acceptable lie to tell most people.

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Off Topic / Re: Game Over, Man (Computer Borked)

« on: August 06, 2014, 02:58:39 AM »

I'm going to assume nothing will be working after an entire glass of tea poured all over that stuff. Maybe some cum, too.

So let me get this right, you were violently whacking off, knocked tea on your computer, and said 'forget it' and went ahead and finished up anyway?

I wonder what would happen if a fire started under your chair next time.

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 02:55:03 AM »

I didn't say I didn't have room, I'm literally incapable of editing my signature.

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 02:52:44 AM »

it's all fun and games until someone pisses in an orifice

omfg if I could sig things I would sig this

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 02:47:04 AM »

Takato felt the need to go in heavy detail about exactly what he liked about pissing all inside someone.

It just kinda went downhill from there.

FTFY

whoops double post

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 02:46:36 AM »

why does this thread have ten pages
just why

I'm actually pretty happy that most of the replies are disgust. I would have expected worse from the forums.

Also, nobody has brought this up, but what happened to the special interest megathread? You know, that one I always ignored.

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Off Topic / Re: Are there any foods that you just cannot eat?

« on: August 06, 2014, 02:45:10 AM »

Can not or will not? If I did a bunch of PCP I could probably down a live cat or at least a rat or something, but I will not eat either of those under 99.99__% of circumstances.

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 02:40:42 AM »

You all assume that those who have no interest in Humans must have an interest in non-intelligent animals.

It's because you specify that it's humans you have no attraction to. Like if the topic is your favorite animal, saying "I don't like cats" incites people to ask "Oh, so you like dogs?" They take in the new information, which is that you like cats, and apply that to the relevant pool of information to get out a result. Taking humans out of the pool of "things people are loveually attracted to" leaves mostly animals since generally people don't consider inanimate objects capable of being loveually desired.

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Off Topic / Re: what are your loveual special interestes/turnons/whatevers & dislikes/turnoffs

« on: August 06, 2014, 02:33:40 AM »

No, you said bestiality was the special interest, which it's not.

No I didn't. I said the special interest was bestiality.

The car is blue =/= the blue is car. Bestiality is in the category of special interest. special interest is not in the category of bestiality.