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Off Topic / Re: If you could meet 3 users on this forum who would it be?

« on: August 09, 2011, 11:43:47 PM »

woo yeah first on the list
we would have love and everything
right, zero

no love i dont know what you look like even

I've already 'met' you enough, babe. ;D

hot i came

i still wanna meat irl

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Off Topic / Re: If you could meet 3 users on this forum who would it be?

« on: August 09, 2011, 11:41:39 PM »

theres too many.. :(
night fox , skateaton , ryuu , bisjac, snot, shinji, mogarf, anybody, nickthesushi, gen nick, tater, socko, dropshock, beachbum, syntho, truce, tomthegeek, mackthehunter, reggy, mage, taboo thats just off the top of my head too :\
basicly, i couldnt pick. oh and colten

not on mages list :(

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Games / Re: Black Ops: My First 360 QuickScope

« on: August 09, 2011, 11:24:52 PM »

1st: Quickscoping is for friends
2nd: Campers are friends too.
3rd: Black Ops sucks.  Get MW2, or wait to get MW3.

>black ops sucks
>mw2 doesnt
hahaohwow.jpg

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Games / Re: Minecraft; Beta 1.7! Pistons! Coming Soon: Adventure Update! View OP For Info!

« on: August 09, 2011, 11:00:24 PM »

herobrine

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Games / Re: Black Ops: My First 360 QuickScope

« on: August 09, 2011, 09:23:08 PM »

theres nothing cool about "LOL 1337 360 QUICK SCOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!" its all loving luck, i bet you died atleast 100 times trying this.

User was banned for this post

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Games / Re: Minecraft; Beta 1.7! Pistons! Coming Soon: Adventure Update! View OP For Info!

« on: August 09, 2011, 07:22:21 PM »

i mean a server dedicated to him lol, put herobrine in joeys server and ALOT of houses will die lol

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Games / Re: Minecraft; Beta 1.7! Pistons! Coming Soon: Adventure Update! View OP For Info!

« on: August 09, 2011, 07:11:30 PM »

someone should make a server that has herobrine in it

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Off Topic / Re: Neighbor confiscated my board because apparently skateboarding makes you a thug.

« on: August 09, 2011, 04:54:17 PM »

and ^gay fake

eat a pens HOOKER

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Off Topic / Re: Neighbor confiscated my board because apparently skateboarding makes you a thug.

« on: August 09, 2011, 04:51:58 PM »

fake and gay

^gay and fake

LOL XDDD OWNED!!!!!!!!

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Off Topic / Re: Weird problem with blockland and minecraft

« on: August 09, 2011, 04:45:25 PM »

bump

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Off Topic / Re: Omegle Spy Mode.

« on: August 09, 2011, 04:36:38 PM »

(I asked them to cyber)
Stranger 1: Fine.
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: Let's do this.
Stranger 2: you female
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: So I'm walking down the street, okay?
Stranger 1: And you come up to me.
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: wearing
Stranger 1: I'm wearing a poncho. It's raining.
Stranger 2: good touch
Stranger 2: as you pass by my alley
Stranger 1: "Wow, this is a nice alley."
Stranger 2: I ask you for spare change
Stranger 1: I reach in my pocket and pull out a slice of pizza.
Stranger 1: And then eat it in front of you.
Stranger 2: and I gram
Stranger 2: you
Stranger 2: and pull you down
Stranger 2: gag you
Stranger 2: tie your hands behind your back
Stranger 2: and drag you deeper into my alley
Stranger 1: Turns out I'm actually a robot. Sorry. They never built me a vagina.
Stranger 1: You'll have to make do.
Stranger 2: does not matter
Stranger 2: you have mouth
Stranger 2: and I take gag out
Stranger 1: I put the gag back in.
Stranger 2: you start to scream
Stranger 2: I slap you
Stranger 2: hard
Stranger 2: your face stings
Stranger 1: I fart.
Stranger 1: I fart when I'm nervous.
Stranger 2: you lose your breat
Stranger 1: I keep farting.
Stranger 1: It really stinks.
Stranger 1: It almost stings your eyes.
Stranger 2: so I put plug in your ass
Stranger 2: and it stops
Stranger 2: now I take stick
Stranger 1: My farts build up and I blast it out.
Stranger 2: and knock your teeth out
Stranger 2: and forget your bloody mouth
Stranger 1: My teeth are made of a titanium alloy, and they regenerate.
Stranger 2: and the tip of my richard plugs your ass
Stranger 1: I chomp off your hobo snake and leave you bloody.
Stranger 2: and I die
Stranger 1: Then I pull out my robo snake.
Stranger 2: the end
Stranger 2: ouch
Stranger 2: that will leave a mark
Stranger 1: And forget your belly button.
Stranger 1: Sorry bout that.
Stranger 2: not too hard
Stranger 2: it is tender
Stranger 1: It's a tiny robo snake.
Stranger 2: thnks
Stranger 1: No problem.
Stranger 2: be gently
Stranger 1: I think we pleasured this asker quite a bit.
Stranger 1: Good job. Good teamwork.
Stranger 2: your not bad for a 12 yr old girl
Stranger 1: A+.
Stranger 2: from new york
Stranger 1: Oh no. You found out my secret.
Stranger 2: it was on the bathroom wall
Stranger 2: along with your number
Stranger 2: for a good time call
Stranger 2: 86753099
Stranger 1: Oh! That makes sense. I'm pretty fun.
Stranger 2: you name is jenny
Stranger 1: Yup.
Stranger 1: Jenny McWeathers.
Stranger 2: I know your mom
Stranger 1: But it's time for the next question. It's been fun.
Stranger 2: she likes me

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Off Topic / Re: Share your pick-up lines

« on: August 09, 2011, 04:35:25 PM »

hey forget me or im going to stab the forget out of you

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Off Topic / Re: Nerdy Jokes

« on: August 09, 2011, 04:33:05 PM »

well heres one i expect only people on the internet to laugh at; how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? you nail the other hand to the floor, too.

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Off Topic / Re: Share your pick-up lines

« on: August 09, 2011, 04:29:41 PM »

nice shoes wanna forget

ya this one gets me ALL THE BITCHS

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Off Topic / Re: Police Brutality - Cop chokes 13 year old for skating.

« on: August 09, 2011, 03:39:07 AM »

No it's not. Like they'll almost hit someone and they'll get scared because some douchebag almost hit them then they're treated to an obnoxious skater-laugh because they think it's so funny that they almost hit somebody. It happens in the mall sometimes too, and it's like the starfish security guards scatter them like pigeons sometimes because they're too lazy to catch them and call their parents.

Oh snap, misogyny.

I'd do it but I don't think hitting a girl is beneath a skater. They're scum.

/not scum