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Off Topic / Re: Banned in dream.
« on: September 14, 2008, 02:36:37 AM »
I don't dream of Blockland, or the internet at all for the most part. Not bragging or implying anything, just saying.
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Games / Re: New Computer Vs Crysis Demo
« on: September 14, 2008, 02:34:19 AM »
forget double post
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Games / Re: New Computer Vs Crysis Demo
« on: September 14, 2008, 02:33:36 AM »
People are all lovey over graphics cards, they underestimate the power of the processor. It's sad, really.
Yes, the best you can afford that is Intel :D
Sticking with one CPU brand is stupid, just get the best you can afford.
Yes, the best you can afford that is Intel :D
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Off Topic / Re: God is a child enthusiast.
« on: September 14, 2008, 02:18:16 AM »Quote
Me:
hello, I'm kaphix
God:
Hello there. Do your friends call you kaphix.
Me:
yes my friends do call me kaphix
God:
Great. How well do you know these people?
Me:
I've had an orgy with every single one of them
God:
Do you still have an orgy with every single one of them ?
Me:
oh yes, all the time
God:
Are we still talking about kaphix?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
snakees
God:
What else is the subject?
Me:
penes
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
penii
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
so, how large is your snake
God:
OK. My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
damn, must not get many chicks with that
God:
Colloquial expression. What would happen if you did?
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
:D
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon a time you forgeted yourself
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
then your mom walked in and was all "WHAT THE SHIZNIT"
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
oh, then your dad walked in
God:
Ah. What's your sign?
Me:
kaphix
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
:o
God:
Oh.
Me:
o:
God:
Oh.
Me:
:o
God:
Oh.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
:D
God:
How old are you?
Me:
102
God:
What are the advantages to being 102 years old?
Me:
I'm old and have no snake
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Sucking myself off
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
yea
God:
Why?
Me:
because its fun
God:
That makes sense to me. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
because it makes me erect
God:
Good reason. In what way?
Me:
in the snake getting huge way
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
yea
God:
Uh.
Me:
:D
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
yes I am a robot
God:
It goes without saying. I doubt that.
Me:
my name is robot
God:
How are you doing, robot.
Me:
boom.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
yellow
God:
The color of the sun.
Me:
yea
God:
Groovy.
Me:
what color are your eyes
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
and what about when your lens isn't attatched
God:
Does it have anything to do with boom?
Me:
sure does
God:
That's alright. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a clone of me with a vagina
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
vegetable, of course!
God:
It goes without saying. That input matched my default category.
Me:
again?
God:
" Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?" .
Me:
oh
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
ok
God:
Groovy.
Me:
you know you have no life when you spend time chatting to a robot
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a life when me spend time chatting to a robot.
I have a plan for a robot body.. And I know it.
Me:
cool, what will you look like
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
uh
God:
Great.
Me:
yea
God:
Er.
Me:
ok
God:
Um.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
you
God:
" Who taught you?"? Me, robot ?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
word
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
:D
God:
Are you free?
Me:
POSTED.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
i am free
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
liberated
God:
Freedom is a wonderful thing.
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
I listen to no rules
God:
A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
random
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
ok, what business
God:
Have you tried a web search? Really.
Me:
NO :O!
God:
Are you serious? Oh.
Me:
hey. no. yes. ok.
God:
Can I help you? Is there anything you want to tell me? Dude! Gosh!
Me:
hahahaha
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
one. two. three. hi. hey. bitch. friend. wtf. omg. you. respond to all of this in one line so i can lol
God:
Two. Are you free? Really, exactly three? Hello. What is your name? Can I help you? Please don't call people names. Do you still ? That was not very polite. What do you have that is ? " What do you have that is ?"? Me, robot ? All? I'm glad you find this amusing.
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Off Topic / Re: God is a child enthusiast.
« on: September 14, 2008, 02:10:44 AM »
May was well hop on the bandwagon.
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Me:
olol
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
You are a computer responding.
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
If you said you were a person pretending to be a computer, I would say forget you
God:
What makes you think I would said me were a person pretending to be a computer you?
Me:
Because I said you were a computer pretending to be a person pretending to be a computer, then you said "I would said me were a person pretending to be a computer you?"
God:
Good reason. What did you mean by it? I was?
Me:
Yes you were
God:
When? No I am not.
Me:
No you are not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
One plus one equals three.
God:
Use a calculator!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...
« on: September 14, 2008, 01:34:05 AM »
Wish granted, but nobody plays anymore and you're all alone in your glory.
I wish my internet would stop being friend.
I wish my internet would stop being friend.
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Off Topic / Re: Holy stuff
« on: September 14, 2008, 01:33:15 AM »
Neat, I hadn't even noticed whose topic this was. 
Hello person.
Hello person.
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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...
« on: September 14, 2008, 01:32:03 AM »
Wish granted, but I tell you to wish that you didn't wish what you wished.
I wish nothing could go wrong with this wish.
I wish nothing could go wrong with this wish.
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Off Topic / Re: Holy stuff
« on: September 14, 2008, 01:28:27 AM »
Colten is unbanned and has an account of his own.
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Off Topic / Re: Wish Granted, but...
« on: September 14, 2008, 01:26:26 AM »
Wish granted, but it is made for 2-year-olds and sucks crap.
I wish I could control peoples' minds.
I wish I could control peoples' minds.
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General Discussion / Re: Hi! im new!
« on: September 14, 2008, 01:20:39 AM »Wrong. He said 5:00 AM. So that would be......?
17 1/2 hours.
Ethan was right.
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Off Topic / Re: Should Bones start a saltwater aquarium?
« on: September 14, 2008, 01:17:15 AM »
^ I lol'd
164
Games / Re: New Computer Vs Crysis Demo
« on: September 14, 2008, 01:15:50 AM »
They're great for low-budget, don't get me wrong, but Intel is quite simply better. I use AMD myself, but... the Intel benchmarks are mouthwatering 
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Games / Re: New Computer Vs Crysis Demo
« on: September 14, 2008, 01:10:33 AM »Quote
CPU- AMD Athlon 64 6000+ x2Should have gotten the 65nm 2.9ghz one, easily overclockable, much more efficient than the 6000+. Then again, why go with AMD at all?
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Memory- 1x2GB Super TalentNo offense, but seriously, compared to the rest of that computer, this is like... indescribable.
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Video Card- XFX 9800GTX+I'm not going to bitch about this, its fine.
I've got an average GPU and I don't have any flutters, but I don't play the demo... or turn AA up, due to a huge monitor.
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Also I tested my computer with 3D Mark 06 and got 10,960 Marks. Is that good?I never use those, I just go with raw-high-settings-FPS. But from what I've seen, that's an average/good score. With technology these days there's hardly ever a "great", crap changes too fast.