2026
Add-Ons / Re: Team Deathmatch
« on: April 04, 2009, 11:46:24 AM »
:D
Show Posts
This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
2027
Off Topic / Re: New Numa Numa guy video with Geico gecko is actually a good youtube advertisment
« on: March 31, 2009, 10:55:38 PM »
origional numa numa was the best
2028
Add-Ons / Re: SkyHawk
« on: March 31, 2009, 06:04:58 PM »Would be a cool idea to make the people on the wings control the guns similar to the tank turret. Maybe have a central rocket launcher/minigun for the pilot.if he did that, this would be even better
2029
Add-Ons / Re: Zors firefight mod
« on: March 28, 2009, 04:38:37 PM »
did you ask zor if you could release it?
2030
Add-Ons / Re: New Weapon: Grenade Launcher
« on: March 28, 2009, 12:48:29 AM »
nice
EDIT:are you supposed to hold it by the front handle?
also,
EDIT:are you supposed to hold it by the front handle?
also,
This should be the Piper Bomb launcher, right click to detonate. Sicne we already have a Demogun
2031
this is an email i got, and i thought it was funny enough to post.
Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story..
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the Rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1.. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
And if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but i t is just not worth the hassle..
1. If you ask a question that you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer that you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, hockey
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story..
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the Rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1.. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
And if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but i t is just not worth the hassle..
1. If you ask a question that you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer that you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, hockey
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.
2032
Off Topic / Re: Slap Chop in Spanish
« on: March 27, 2009, 06:10:05 PM »I like how he hits the shade.
2033
Off Topic / Re: RE: This paper is Red.
« on: March 26, 2009, 11:12:43 PM »
i dont see anything when i open it
2034
Off Topic / Re: Quote of the Day THIS IS NOT A GAME
« on: March 26, 2009, 10:42:27 PM »
"and god commanded: though shalt fart"
2035
Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: March 26, 2009, 09:44:28 PM »
cuirous george on a blue background
2036
Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: March 26, 2009, 09:16:43 PM »
tape
2037
Add-Ons / Re: Cobra Attack Helicopter
« on: March 26, 2009, 05:57:15 PM »awsome man!! I have been waiting for a helicopter! Though i thought you said you where not going to release it. Awsome man!!!!your avatar is messed up
2038
Add-Ons / Re: Cobra Attack Helicopter
« on: March 25, 2009, 11:38:59 PM »
no crap. 4 pages late.
2039
Games / Re: Old games that were awesome
« on: March 25, 2009, 06:49:57 PM »
i have the ORIGIONAL commander keen and wolfinstein on floppy discs, also doom and duke nukem 3d somewhere