Chuck Norris Jokes!

[Hell Bird]

Please post some i wanna learn some good ones and i enjoy feedback:
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
The Boogie Man checks for Chuck Norris under his bed

And some others i cant remember so don't think i just discovered this!

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[Sarge]

CN jokes are old.

[_Rave_]

Once, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked a horse in the face and it became a giraffe.

[Nymethus]

Blockland plays Chuck Norris 

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Blockland plays Chuck Norris 

In Soviet Russia, it does.

[King of losers]

They made a brand of Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it was a complete failure since it didn't take crap from anybody.

[matthewbim11]

They made a brand of Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it was a complete failure since it didn't take crap from anybody.

olololllolo

[SWAT One]

Chuck Norris Jokes are so old that no one f*cking CARES!!!

[Andretti]

Lock.

[goobler402]

Chuck norris can put a brick in a brick.

[skelolego229]

1 get a NEW AVATAR got it hell bird?
2 when chuck norris was denied and egg MCmuffin at MCDonalds just beacuase it was 10:35 AM he round house kicked the place so hard it became a wendy's

[Evõ]

CN jokes are old.

As old has CN himself.

[MasterBlockMan]

Lock this.

[brickybob]

Every time you masturbate Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face.

[Retz]

Every time you masturbate Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face.

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