multi tasking the shower

[Sirrus]

Hey guys, one time I decided to do my math homework while masturbating. The result was a sheet of graph paper covered in jizz and some very confused thoughts about factoring binomials.

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[*Magick* Mage]

Hey guys, one time I decided to do my math homework while masturbating. The result was a sheet of graph paper covered in jizz and some very confused thoughts about factoring binomials.

Your mother must have been so proud.


And you probably forgot to carry the two. :o

[Regulith]

One time I tried drinking a glass of water while holding a pencil, and when I was done...

I WAS STILL HOLDING THE PENCIL OMG

[Chrono]

One time, I decided to sleep, and play a game at the same time. I was very confused when I woke up with a controller in my hand, with "Game Over" on the screen.

[*Magick* Mage]

One time I tried drinking a glass of water while holding a pencil, and when I was done...

I WAS STILL HOLDING THE PENCIL OMG

I tried that once.

I had to go to the emergency room. :(

[Sirrus]

Your mother must have been so proud.


And you probably forgot to carry the two. :o

Oh I never forget to carry the two.

[*Magick* Mage]

Oh I never forget to carry the two.

The four? 

[Sirrus]

The four? 

How do you masturbate?

[*Magick* Mage]

How do you masturbate?

Personally or in general? Would you like a guide; I'm sure I could find a sarcastic picture about it? 

[Sirrus]

Personally or in general? Would you like a guide; I'm sure I could find a sarcastic picture about it? 

bonus points if they come from Gmod.

[Sandvich]

I can multitask in the shower!

Wash my hair
masterbate.

at the same time!

How do people masturbate with a wet hand?
It feels weird on my hand :(