New Moon

[Wolfie]

Someone needs antidepressant pills.

[Ad Bot]

[Colten]

Last time I went to the theatre, a commercial for New Moon came on and I wanted to throw up when the vampire guy took off his shirt. Its was disgusting and one of his nipples were deformed...

[DracoSoul]

1. Take a girl to movies
2. Watch New Moon
3. Girl looks at you and leaves when jacob takes his shirt off
4. ???
5. Cut yourself

[General Nick]

I think the author should have brought someone into Bella's life to help kill those pusillanimous individual vampire forgets, oh yeah Blade.

What? Werewolves too?

[Rughugger]

*puts on sparkly brooding face* Now I'm Edward!  /emo-vamp wrist to put everyone out of my misery