How to get kicked out of a mall/store/walmart/etc.

[King of losers]

1: In a mall, push old people down the escalator(s).

2: Drive through the mall/store/walmart/etc.

3: Run naked.

4: Threaten to eat someone's children.

5: Light stuff on fire.

[Ad Bot]

[Hugums]

Or I could just kick Squiggles into a bloody mess... In the children's aisle.

[Squiggles]

Another option do this

1: go into a bathroom

2: clog all the toilets with toilet paper

3: Put in brown water coloring in all toilets

4: put in chunks of burger in all toilets

5: ???

6: People's barf everywhere

7: Happy face

8: The manager's boot in your ass

[Healbadbad]

push someone's old people down the escalators while lighting their children on fire. naked.

that's what i read at first.

[Squiggles]

Run into the store yelling "yer mom be a liar" Rapidly

[Daedalus]

I'm sure you'll find a way in here.

Have extra fun.

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