Author Topic: Nitrous Monster  (Read 737 times)


Holy balls this is insane. Im jumping cause I'm full of nitrous. I don't know whoever thought of this, but it makes me want to run a mile.

Discuss Monster energy drinks

My track coach dislikes people drinking energy drinks because they will make you barf after you run

It's poison with lead paint in it.

Add water and loads of sugar and you have an energy drink.
Also, inb4hecrashes

Drink four in a row and your blood pressure will be as high as a stoner.

You just drank an ass load of sugar... Surprise?

Monsters:

90% Suger
10% Obesity

Drink four in a row and your blood pressure will be as high as a stoner.

Smoking pot reduces your blood pressure.

Smoking pot reduces your blood pressure.
Well, the word 'stoner' encompasses many drugs.