And I thought you were getting laid.
I'll explain for everyone else who doesn't understand - "Taping" for maor involves using duct tape to stick a person to a bed.
I thought it was taping their mouth shut so that they can't scream
Where do you put your richard in then?
well in your case the star fish is the only viable opening
Went Fapping Last Night.
No thanks, I'm not an assforgeter.