Author Topic: Corel Mysteries  (Read 1677 times)

As if there haven't been enough.
COREL MYSTERIES
A tale of intrigue, action, and woe.



You wake with a start. It's the middle of the night...
You overslept.



Turn the light on and rape the nearest object with your fist.


You activate your night-vision goggles. Don't want to stub your toe or anything.
You also rape the lightswitch with your fist.

You are MAN, the super hero.

Bust out the roof, rescue some hot babe, and love her.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2010, 09:31:41 PM by Scarpelt »

Go fight crime involving women getting their clothes stolen.


Go fight crime involving women getting their clothes stolen.
Wait until all of their clothes are stolen, then stop criminals, and pretend you lost the clothes  :cookieMonster:

Don't you love it when people don't like a forum game they just spam love?
Examine room.

Fly out the...

Wait... WHAT?!?!

THERE'S NO WAY OUT!

Fly out the...

Wait... WHAT?!?!

THERE'S NO WAY OUT!
Maybe there's more to the room than meets they?

ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!

There appears to be TWO buttons. the one you used for the light, and one you have not used yet.

>GUY, use other button

There appears to be TWO buttons. the one you used for the light, and one you have not used yet.

>GUY, use other button
It's one of those old-fashioned two-button lightswitches. One turns it on, the other turns it off.

>Guy: Create door with heat vision.