Forum Game: Stickman's life (Rules)

[(Hit Man)]

RULES: No 2012 or crap religous theories
No tribal, rapist things or anything
No Huge time skips, must be 8 things at least in a day

P.S: Rules can change without notice:

Format Example:

22nd of May, 2010 - 3:00PM

Stickman got a drink of milk

I'll start:

22nd of May, 2010 - 5:00AM

Stickman woke up and went to work at the local newsagent.

[Ad Bot]

[Sandvich]

2012: Boom

[(Hit Man)]

Fail,

22nd of May, 2010 - 6:00AM

Stickman decides to look at the newspaper machine, and puts his hand in.

(P.S) Decide what happens to his hand!

[Parallel]

June 21, 2525. Stickman gets brutally sodomized. Then he goes back in time to 2012 where the world explodes.

[Sandvich]

June 21, 2525. Stickman gets brutally ass raped. Then he goes back in time to 2012 where the world explodes.

Oh, there was also mondays

[Ninja guy]

Ive had it with these motherforgetin badspots life ripoffs on this motherforgetin board

[-Pablo-]

June 23, 2012 The world is blown up by mondays.

[Parallel]

Oh, there was also mondays

Yeah then the mondays infect everyone with aids.

[-Pablo-]

June 1, 2012 mondays invade pakistan then Jews come out with machine guns. Then the world goes boom and, stickman dies in the outskirts of space.

[Parallel]

Then all the mondays crap on the jews and the jews complain that their soup has a hair in it

[-Pablo-]

That hair is a spy!

[Sandvich]

June 2, 2012 Jesus revives stickman then ties him up the a black man's vagina

[-Pablo-]

Then is caught when the black man is giving birth.

[Parallel]

That hair is a spy!

Yeah, and his name is Hairy.