Author Topic: Grade school memories.  (Read 2856 times)

I just graduated from elementary as well.

3rd Grade:
A Mildly handicapped kid, during a test, cut holes into his test and made it into a mask, he started walking around and staring at people.

The same kid, during another test, rolled his paper into a roll, and walked near the window and started looking through it as if it were a telescope, and what REALLY made me laugh is that he went as far as to say "ARRRGGH!"

That kid again, Took his desk, and started pushing it out of the room and down the hall, a teacher had to run after him, and he almost managed to push it down the stairs!

4th Grade:
Best teacher ever, when people dozed off, he would walk up to their desk and smack it with a yard stick, making them jump up.

5th grade will be shown in my next post :b

5th grade:

The worst kid I have ever seen, was mad at someone and tried to squish him into a desk in the computer room by rolling a chair into him, but luckily, the kid jumped out of the way. I called him a Spaz, and he comes up to me: "You wanna go? Huh?! Let's go!" <Stupid fight threat
Then I replied to him "Where, to the bathroom?", then everyone started laughing at him, and he walked out of the room with a frown. When I walked out of the room, he tried to slam the door in my face, but I just pushed it back his way :b

The same kid was making fight threats to one of my friends, and the terrible kid told my friend that he could punch first, but my friend, as funny as he was, stated "Well, ladies first". Then The terrible child got mad and said "Dumbasses first!". But I saved my friend by saying: "Okay, then go!". That kid sure is easy to ward off.

6th Grade:

Some fifth grader (Supposed to be in my class but failed Kindergarten because he hadn't learned to act around others well enough.) was playing with some girls and they had a frisbee he wanted so those girls told my friend to hide it. My friend hid it under his shirt. He came over to us and grabbed my friend's arm to hold him still but he broke free and my friend just kept running around and around the bench. I told him to throw the thing and I laughed at how the fifth grader was running. He came over to me and attempted to punch my tenders but I dodged it and he smashed his fist on the bench. He charged me over and over and I was just like a matador, dodging every single shot. (Someone's gonna reply to that last sentence with a YouTube video of a matador being hit. I know it.) I moved over to the grass and he started swinging fists at me. I finally got to use Tae Kwon Do and I blocked a punch and tripped him. Kid never approached me ever again.

-forget it nevermind-

edit: holy stuff digmasters back?

What the? Digmaster?

Schools out, blockland updated, and now I know lots-o- programming. I'll mess with blockland a bit, try to make some mods.

4th grade: I lost my sensitivity to sad/gruesome things.
3rd grade: I got a mark on my grade for being caught being tribal(white art teacher)
2nd grade: lots of girls got on my nerves
1st grade: nothing much
kindergarten: yay for being sick every other day

I remember every morning, my friend and I would play and hang out on the playground before classes began, and I remember every morning, this one douche bag kid would always rain on our parade by yelling out and saying things that were considered "vulgar" at the time.

I love this topic :3

1st: I was a loving genius, I helped the teacher teach all the time
2nd: I found a friend and we drew war pictures all the time, fun times
3rd: This is was where I started becomign careless, fell asleep every now and then made ok grades
4th: Hardest loving grade ever, we had 2 classes, it switched from bitch in the morning to boring at noon and we had tons of work
5th: Back to 1 class cause I was in a different school. Bitchy teacher. We got an awesome guy the last 6 weeks though cause my teacher got pregnant.
6th. work, sleep. work, sleep. work, sleep.


In 3rd grade, I drew a mustache on my face with Crayola markers. I got sent to the principal's office :V

6th grade.

It never happened. The whole thing was some kind of dream.

No matter what I did, my grades were always fine, I dumped my only real friend from my entire life starting in kindergarten for a couple of "supporting characters" who are now my best friends (they turned out to be way better people anyway), and met my first (almost) girlfriend who mysteriously disappeared (to me anyway) over the following summer.

I just came to the realization that this year totally changed my life... I'd have to supply more details for anyone to see exactly how that makes sense though.


Also, hai Digmaster :D