5th grade:
The worst kid I have ever seen, was mad at someone and tried to squish him into a desk in the computer room by rolling a chair into him, but luckily, the kid jumped out of the way. I called him a Spaz, and he comes up to me: "You wanna go? Huh?! Let's go!" <Stupid fight threat
Then I replied to him "Where, to the bathroom?", then everyone started laughing at him, and he walked out of the room with a frown. When I walked out of the room, he tried to slam the door in my face, but I just pushed it back his way :b
The same kid was making fight threats to one of my friends, and the terrible kid told my friend that he could punch first, but my friend, as funny as he was, stated "Well, ladies first". Then The terrible child got mad and said "Dumbasses first!". But I saved my friend by saying: "Okay, then go!". That kid sure is easy to ward off.