I was taking a final today, and when I finished I had a dream.
I jumped into a pool filled with black olive juice. When I realize something was wrong, I tasted it and realized it was crude oil. I surfaced at the edge of the pool, about to get out, and a hairy irish midget in a thong was standing over me...laughing...with lit match in his hand. He then dropped it in the pool, I woke up and yelled. A few kids laughed and the teacher told me to shut up :/