I got pissed at my brother and he threatened me with a machete so I closed my door and he tried pushing it open and I kicked the door too hard and smashed it to pieces. :I Theres a giant hole in my door. Wanna know what this was over? I threw a flipflop at him.
Your brother is handicapped. It must run in the family.
4. Profit! (in the form of never seeing brother again)