Coke or pepsi?

[Kevin]

Neither.

[Ad Bot]

[wazbat]

coke, mmmm chery coke

[kevin 51l]

"I'll have a pepsi."
"We have coke, is that good enough?"
"Okay."

"I'll have a coke."
"We have pepsi, is that good enough?"
"Okay."

"I'll have a mountain dew."
"We don't have any."
"FUUU-"

Whenever you ask for coke, they have pepsi. Whenever you ask for pepsi, they have coke. Whenever you ask for mountain dew, they don't have any.

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Whenever you ask for coke, they have pepsi. Whenever you ask for pepsi, they have coke. Whenever you ask for mountain dew, they don't have any.

Because you can't give a half-assed replacement for Mountain Dew.

[Robo Dude]

Cake Soda Dammit

[Anti-Block]

Because you can't give a half-assed replacement for Mountain Dew.

It's called Sierra Mist.
Or "Don't drink Mountain Dew it makes your snake smaller".

[Raider.]

Dr. Pepper

[Sandvich]

"Don't drink Mountain Dew it makes your snake smaller".

What? D: