Author Topic: The Adventures of a Noob! [Interactive] [Drawn By a 3 Year Old]  (Read 957 times)

Note: This isn't really drawn by a 3 year old, but it's made to look like it was.
Another note: Sorry for JPEG, I wont be making JPEG's anymore.





Your name is BOB and you live in a house, you are currently in your room. There is a dresser and a window behind you, there is also a bed.



TV2FACE
DO IT.


You bash your tv to your head, your parents hear the ruckus and see what happened, they call 911 and you go in the ER


HE'S FLATLINING! I NEED TWO CC'S OF CORDRAZINE, NOW!

Do the CC's of Cordra-whatever.

When you wake up grab scalpel and slit wrists.

find bottle of advil

eat the whole thing.


Pull the IV and end your life.

The doctor really just wanted to rape you.