I...
I...
Oh my god...
As a Christian, I'll go ahead and say that this is completely pathetic. "Dat Christian side hug" is pretty ridiculous in itself, considering the fact that there is absolutely NO Biblical support for this kind of thinking, then they start up with buying babies and putting people into comas. I'm pretty mortified right now, just sayin'.
And now I'm expecting a religious rage war. Yay.
