Ok, so there is some depressed bitch named "Bella" or...Ballsa....Whatever. Lets just call her richardsuck. She moves to some handicapped town or something, and her dad is a guy with a truck,
then a little handicap just happens to enter the scene and he looks like my forgetin cat and starts talking about bullstuff. Then she goes to some stuffschool called "Forks" or...sporks....sproks...spoon s...yeah. So, now, richardsuck is walking down the high school and stuff, and then some friend ass pops out of nowhere named Edward Cullen but i like to call him Edward Cullet because he has a bunch of richard stuck in his throat, or atleast acts like he has a carrot up his ass and hes all "Dangerous" and stuff and somewhere in the movie series he thinks hes all "transformed" because he has glitter skin (More looks like some homo stripper) and in eclipse there is some gay fight scene where bella gets in the middle, and i'm hoping she gets her ass mutilated, but moving on, so then, out of nowhere edcunt thinks hes all "fiesty and dangerous" and stuff like that, and hes all like "STAY AWAI I MUST GO" So then he leaves, and then the bitch stares at the window for like 2 years like a child enthusiast watching children outside her window.
THE EDN LOLOLOLO!
LOLOLOLOLO!
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