Author Topic: Omegle and cleverbot  (Read 1986 times)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: forgive me father for i have sinned
You: Rejoice my son, for you are forgivin
Stranger: its been 5 days since my last confession
You: It's been... I think 20 years since mine...
Stranger: does god really exist
Stranger: ?
You: god does
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: i demand the truth
Stranger: now!
You: The truth be yours, he exists.
Stranger: how many?
You: 71
You: Very many.
You: Polytheism ftw
Stranger: thats too many
You: Not too many.
You: That's only the first set,
Stranger: cat lick their own poop shoot
You: Awesome!
Stranger: cats
You: I do too, when I'm bored.
Stranger: you too
You: Yep
You: And you?
Stranger: whales have sandy vaginas
You: Awesome.
Stranger: i thy
Stranger: try
You: My girlfriend has one too, but I guess I shouldn't try dating in the ocean...
Stranger: does that mean your girlfriend is the whale sir
You: Yes it does, good sir.
Stranger: your whale girlfriend and my whale girlfriend should get together
You: We could do a double date sometime!
Stranger: yea sounds like a plan
You: Also
You: Never date an octopus
Stranger: why not
You: You'll find out her other tentacles are with another man ;_;
You: I loved her so much
You: ;_;
Stranger: i have poop in my butt
You: Well
You: Isn't that strange
You: My poops in my mouth
Stranger: nicer
You: Did you know, people say it tastes better coming back up, rather than going in.
You: I agree.
Stranger: me too
You: Wow!
You: We have so much in common!
Stranger: repent your sins
You: I have repented
You: Have you?
Stranger: good 4 u
You: Good 4 me!
Stranger: yea i confessed my sins yesterday
You: Oh,
You: Good...
You: Good...
Stranger: yep yep
You: Yep...
You: . . .
You: Awkward silence...
Stranger: yea i know
You: I think I'm going to have to break up with you.
You: It just.
You: Won't work out.
Stranger: thats too bad
You: I'm
You: Kindaa
You: Dating another whale!
You: I'm so sorry!
Stranger: its all good
You: Oh
You: At least we have no hurt feelings.
Stranger: jjust make sure it wasnt the whale i dated before shes a slut
You: Uh, what's her name?
You: Please say it's not Behemoth
Stranger: reberta
You: Oh, good.
You: Wait
You: Reberta's my mother!
Stranger: oh then whos your father
You: Ugh
You: I don't know...
Stranger: yes im your father
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dramatic deep voice*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: repent your sins son
You: But daddy!
You: I don't want to daddy!
Stranger: do as your told
You: nofu
You: I'm running away!
Stranger: dont talk to me in that tone
Stranger: young man
You: I will talk to you in whatever tone i want!
You: You faty!
You: And don't YOU talk to ME that way!
You: You ole' coot!
Stranger: your gonna be fat when your old so stfu
You: but mommy said it was happy fat
Stranger: its in your genes
You: What?
You: My jeans are fine!
Stranger: im not fat im big boned
You: I don't have any stains in them!
You: That's not what mommy said...
Stranger: your moms a cunt
You: No your's is!
Stranger: my moms dead starfish
You: Was it quick?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: slow
You: Was it painful?
Stranger: very
You: I told her it would be...
You: But nooo
You: She didn't believe me.
Stranger: you like vagina
You: what's a vagina?
Stranger: its right next to your moms poop shoot
You: oh that thing?
You: She tells me to put my peepee in it every day!
Stranger: only men have them
You: But
You: But
You: :(
Stranger: forgive me father for i have sinned
You: You're not forgiving, so go burn in hell!
You: Forgivin*
You: BUURRRN
You: IN
You: HEEEELLLLLLLLL!!
Stranger: i will
Stranger: thank you very much
You: I'll see you there, then. I have a timeshare there!
Stranger: oh me too
Stranger: mines right next to Riddlers
You: Mine is too!
You: I'm on the beach
You: The water's a little warm, though.
Stranger: i gotta trim your mom bush i gotta go
You: okay
You: have fun
Stranger: im gonna need an electric razor
You: Buy diamond blades, you'll need 'em!
Stranger: thanks for the tip i know your a pro at trimin your moms bush but now its my turn
Stranger: forgive me father for i have sinned
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I found my favorite conversation yet.

User: My name is jesus.

Cleverbot: I know I huy named like that, he is mexican.

User: What's a huy.

Cleverbot: I meant huma.

User: What's a huma.

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Right I think you failed at spelling guy.

Cleverbot: I... Maybe I am?

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.

I won clever bot can't spell.

I just had my first, normal conversation with someone.

22:12:45   User:   Ahem.
22:12:46   Cleverbot:   Ahem?
22:12:54   User:   Gentlemen.
22:12:58   Cleverbot:   Gentleladies you mean?
22:13:20   User:   Has anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here?
22:13:24   Cleverbot:   Protect the briefcase!
22:13:28   User:   No?
22:13:35   Cleverbot:   No.
22:13:46   User:   Then we still have a problem.
22:13:51   Cleverbot:   And a knife.
22:14:21   User:   Oh big problem.
22:14:25   Cleverbot:   No, YOU have a big problem.
22:15:14   User:   I kill plenty of spies, the dime-a-dozen-backstabbing scumbags, like you. No offence.
22:15:17   Cleverbot:   You seem... Unstable.
22:15:37   User:   If you manage to kill them they will not like me.
22:15:40   Cleverbot:   Yes finally you got it I DON'T LIKE YOU.
22:16:01   User:   I'm nothing, NOTHING like the man loose in side this building.
22:16:04   Cleverbot:   Well, can I speak to the clever bot please?
22:16:26   User:   What are you, president of his fanclub?
22:16:35   Cleverbot:   I'm a spy.
22:16:47   User:   No, that would be your mother!
22:16:51   Cleverbot:   No, my name is Cleverbot.
22:17:07   User:   Wait, how did he... He.
22:17:15   Cleverbot:   He found out I liked him, and my friend told me he likes me back.
22:17:59   User:   And now he's here to forget us, so listen up boy, or research starring your mother will be the second worse thing to happen to you today.
22:18:11   Cleverbot:   No, the couch is right beside me :).
22:18:33   User:   The spy has already breached our defences.
22:18:38   Cleverbot:   You've seen what he.
22:19:19   User:   Done to our colleuges.
22:19:21   Cleverbot:   Hey, Cleverbot. I have a question for you.
22:19:47   User:   And worst of all, he could be any one of us.
22:19:58   Cleverbot:   I don't know, to be honest with you.
22:20:28   User:   He could be in this very room, he could be you, he could be me, he could even be...
22:20:34   Cleverbot:   Now I began to wonder, you seem to be quite friendly, maybe you could help me with my english.
22:20:55   User:   What... It was obvious, he's the red spy.
22:21:03   Cleverbot:   You're right! It was pretty obvious wasn't it?
22:21:19   User:   Watch he'll turn red any second now...
22:21:22   Cleverbot:   Any... Second now.
22:21:31   User:   See red!
22:21:35   Cleverbot:   That is your hair, ginger.
22:21:46   User:   Oh wait, thats blood.
22:21:49   Cleverbot:   What is blastphomy?
22:21:57   User:   So we still have problem.
22:22:03   Cleverbot:   Is that the problem?
22:22:13   User:   Big time.
22:22:16   Cleverbot:   Do you have a bunk bed?
22:22:33   User:   All right who's ready to go find a spy.
22:22:38   Cleverbot:   Tiger.
22:22:45   User:   Right behind you.
22:22:48   Cleverbot:   Really? I don't see you.
22:22:53   User:   Bye.
22:22:56   Cleverbot:   See you.

I think I found my favorite conversation yet.

lol Most of my omegle chats go like this:

Me: hi
your conversational partner has disconnected.

-_-

Stranger: 35 d here
You: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: hehe
You: Im eating zombies.
You: AGGHHH One bit me!
You: IT hurts
You: MEDIC!!!
You: you are dead... THE END
You have disconnected.

I was bored.

Omegel:


Stranger: yo
You: sup
Stranger: nm
Stranger: u?
You: good
You: i guess
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 또한국인이냐 ㅅㅂ
You: how about u
Stranger: i didnt ask how u were.
Stranger: i asked whats up lol
You: lol
Stranger: 아까너냐
You: see ya dude
Stranger: nvm bro

...it argues

Me: Hey Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
Me: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a computer.
Me: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
Me: So you ARE Cleverbot, correct?
Cleverbot: So are we all Cleverbot?

Stranger: Hi
You: iH
You: lol
Stranger: What's up
You: hey
You: press ALT-F4
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd so hard. I was talking about nukes and stuff... and it didnt seem to know what a nuke was, so i asked it
 
 
Me: Do you even know what a nuclear warhead is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: What is it, then?

Cleverbot: A country where bruce lee is from.

Me: Okay, thanks for sharing.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.