Roll to Dodge - Afghanistan War Edition

[LeeroyBlockhead]

(0) <ultra fail> ? ) You break your left hand's fingers!

(2) Kanew2000 - ) You successfully throw it at the hostiles, but they shoot off his head, and lug a grenade in his mouth, and throw it back! The grenade detonates!

(4) Leeroy ) Leeroy rips Kanew into cover, "You alright?"

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[SeventhSandwich]

I shrug at the sudden action and ponder why I am not a part of it.

[shafin25]

I jump into the middle of a battle and activate a time-stopping feature. I proceed to eat cookies.

[masterockets]

I run and hide into my bomb shelter

[Mr.LoLHaX]

I die in a heroic attempt to acquire shafin's cookies.

[?]

1. You roll too fast.
2. You didn't wait for everybody.
3. This scenario is stupid.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

I throw a thread lock!

(6) Its super effective.