I PROJECTED VOMIT FROM MY MOUTH. NO SCHOOL TODAY

[Littledude]

I got in a fight with a kid, no school. I won tho. (But got in-school.)

This is a sure indicator that you're not in high school because

you can get arrested for assault charges.

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[Man 2]

If you're well enough to get on the forums you're well enough to go to school.

The only time I prefer to miss school is when I'm in constant physical pain. This is a sure indicator that you're not in high school because missing school usually just means a forgetton of work you need to catch up on.

Shhhh...

[warble]

i had a constant cough for 2 weeks we figured out it was a lung irritation and wasn't contagous but my mom still made me go to school

[sir dooble]

Two years ago, at the beginning of school, I went in for 1 day, and was then gone for the entire week due to a really bad inner ear infection.
I was drowsey and delusional. Then my brother had an inner ear infection just after I got it.
His lasted for two weeks though.

The year after, which is last year now, I started school went in for 1 day and had to leave halfway through due to really bad sickness. The week after, I believe, I was off for another week with another ear infection.
Most likely due to the fact that about a week earlier, I was around my cousins house for the weekend, and they had one of those family size swimming pools up. The water probably wasn't as clean as it could've been.

[brickybob]

BOOMER!

Once I drank so much water I vomited.