Goron is now legal.

[Miga]

Woah.  Happy birthday. :o

[Ad Bot]

[Hugums]

Yay for turning 18. :3

It's been you're birthday for about half an hour... HOW DO YOU FEEL TO BE 18? GO GET A CIGARETTE THEN PURCHASE SOME research LEGALLY AND TELL ME HOW IT FEELS

[Shinedown]

Happy Birthday Goron! Here have a  =3

[King of losers]

Fappy Hurpday.

[Kapturrith]

Unhappy deathday.

[Goron]

Once I acquire money to do that, I shall!

[Brickman]

You're now old enough to buy things off of television adverts.

Once I acquire money to do that, I shall!

oh. :l

[Lileep]

it was my birthday a few days ago and i got this coupon in the mail from Denny's. It said I could get a FREE BURGER AND FRIES(They sent it to me 'cause I had signed up for Denny's club. What? I like their food.). So since I'm on a budget, I decided to use it.

That burger single handedly ruined my day. I'm not going to go into why.

Oh yeah, and also Happy Birthday.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

Eat love.

[Doorman]

Yay, you're now old enough to do everything but drink alcohol in the USA!

Also, when I read the title, I thought you meant that you finally turned thirteen. I was confused for a minute until the page finally loaded. :I

Edit: I don't know how I forgot this, but happy Birthday! c:

[Goron]

Thanks to those who wished my a happy birthday.

[JAW959]

Smoking in a voting booth.
Do eeet.

[naturemon]

Smoking in a voting booth.
Do eeet.
While buying research with your phone

Fixed

[SeventhSandwich]

Smoking in a voting booth.
Do eeet.
While Buying research with your phone
While buying research with your computer
while drinking whiskey and beer at the same time
while holding a large bag of dry ice from safeway
while marrying your cousin.
while buying things from infomercials