Our new crappy mayor Luke Ravensthal is creating a forgetload of problems in Pittsburgh. I am here to COMPLAIN to that idiot! Here are some of the problems:
Our Arena.. WAT
Mr stuffty Mayor is going to destroy the Mellon Arena! The forget? I had some good memories there with my friends. He has already built a new one for our hockey team the penguins (who personaly I think SUCK). The penguins don't need another arena. The Mellon has been around for, what, 40 years? -_o
Don't Need Another Private School!
Near where I live, he has allowed the state to build a school to move a private school there. A herd of deer and a several flocks on turkey live on that patch of land. So far they have torn down 200x200 meters of trees down. I have loved the herds and flocks ever since I was born. They tore up the deer and turkey's land already, so I guess it is no use protesting...
Oil Under Pittsburgh?
The goverment has found a large patch of lumpy oil under Pittsburgh and want to drill it out. The only problem with that is they have to pump gallons of toxic chemicals into the earth. The city people are worried that the chemicals would poison our water supply. Luke is wondering if he should let them or not. God, help us all!
Does this man have no sense?