Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Not the straightest line on the paper
Not the most useful tool in the shed
Not the *something* crayon in the box
Not the funnest toy in the chest
Not the most annoying n00b evar Not the biggest book on the shelf
Not the ugh idk hes retured ok?
Not the darkest brother in Africa
Not the best choice his parents made
Not the fastest sperm from the sack