Instructions that take an eternity to follow.

[Parallel]

Do what the below sentence says.
Read and follow the above sentence again.

[Ad Bot]

[Tremrist]

Do what the below sentence says.
Do what the above sentence says.

[SeventhSandwich]

ITS RAINING MEN
ITS RAINING WOMEN

[Papa EPAL]

Achieve Nirvana.
Public rape.