Sven, you are. A mighty and well-fed king. Your kingdom is Fartswelle, a quaint city under the great wall of Wahl. You have seen many great knights fall before your kingdom's walls, hoping to gain entrance and seize your many treasures.
But instead of keeping gold and jewelry, the mighty king (that's you!) stashed mountains of meat, dairies and steamed vegetables in his secret quarters. Thousands and thousands of tons of nothing but food.
One day, the evil Wizard Du Nohguud put a curse upon his land, and his walls became to what looked and felt like jelly. The hoarders tore through the walls and made off with the biggest haul of food known to man.
Now, as Sven, you shall find, recover and bring back all the food that was stolen. An entire ecosystem depends on it.
As this works, you will vote up there in the poll for what Sven's action will be. For each vote, a number of days will be held before he decides his action. The popular vote is the decision.
Right now, we join Sven as he readies his stallion to run off to distant lands in search of his glorious loot.