Another loving Omegle chat thread.

[Private McDoggy]

Stranger: hi
You: monday
You have disconnected.

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[Kingdaro]

I went on Omegle Rickrolling people.

[MegaScientifical]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: The next person to speak to you is your contact. Don't make any sudden moves.
You have disconnected.

[steve5451]

Here was a nice one. c:

You're amazing. :O

[Scream.]

Stranger: GTFO
You: No u
Stranger: NO U
You: I was here first cigarettet
Stranger: I WILL NEVER LEAVE
Stranger: NO I WAS
You: NU
Stranger: I SAID THE FIRST MESSAGE THEREFORE THIS CHAT = MINE
You: IS THE INTEL SAFE
Stranger: I MADE THIS FOR YOU!!!
Stranger: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!
You: DID YOU KILL A RED SPY ON YOUR WAY HERE?! D:
Stranger: NO I DON'T WANT MALK, BUT I'LL HAVE SOME MILK!!
You: EW STOP TOUCHING ME
Stranger: EW DON'T STOP TOUCHING ME
You: EW
You: THAT HURTS
Stranger: YUM
You: TAKE IT OUT
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM
You: TAKE IT OUT
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: TAKE IT OFF
You: NO
Stranger: EVERYBODY TAKE IT OFF
Stranger: THERES A PLACE I GO
You: LIKE A G6
Stranger: IF YOUR LOOKIN FOR A SHOW
Stranger: WHERE THEY GO HARDCORE
Stranger: AND THERE'S GLITTER ON THE FLOOR
You: DAMN IT THE ONLY RAP I'VE HEARD IS LIKE A G6
Stranger: AND THEY...
Stranger: YOU DON'T KNOW KE$HA!!
You: YOU MAKE ME WANNA KILL MYSELF
Stranger: I PITTY YOU
Stranger: OK
Stranger: THANK YOU
Stranger: I WAS GOING FOR THAT
You: FOOL, I AM THE RED SPY
Stranger: FOOL NO
You: YOUR INTEL IS NOT SAFE
You: I HAVE INTRUDED YOUR BASE
You: YOU HAVE NOT KILLED ME, I LOOK LIKE ONE OF YOUR TEAMMATES
Stranger: WTF NO
You: BECAUSE I AM A SPY
Stranger: I MADE SOME HOT KOOLAIDE FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE
You: THERE IS A MEDIC, A SCOUT, AND A HEAVY IN THE ROOM
You: ONE OF THEM IS ME
You: WHICH ONE DO YOU SHOOT?
Stranger: THE HEAVY ONE
Stranger: SO I CAN EATED HIM
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM
You: WRONG! YOU JUST KILLED ONE OF YOUR TEAMMATES
You: YOUR OTHER TEAMMATES ARE GONNA GANG ON YOU. QUICK, RUN!
Stranger: OH WELL HE TASTED GOOD
Stranger: ON NOM NOM
You: LEFT OR RIGHT DOOR?
Stranger: LEFT
You: YOU HAVE ESCAPED, GOOD JOB CADET
You: NOW, I HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU.
You: KILL JAMES BOND.
Stranger: I EATED HIM YEARS AGO HUNNAY!
You: THAT ONE WAS A SPY
Stranger: SOOO CAN I TAKE YO ORDER?
You: THE REAL ONE IS STILL ALIVE
You: HE'S IN PARIS. WE'RE IN A HELICOPTER OVER PARIS.
You: GOGOGO
Stranger: CAN I PUHLLEEASE TAKE YO ORDER SIR
You: *pushes you out of the helicopter*
You: GOGOGOGOGOGO
You: ._.
Stranger: SIR
Stranger: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ODER
You: YOU GOT PUSHED OUT OF THE HELICOPTER HOW COULD I POSSIBLY STILL HEAR YOU
You: YOU JUMPED OUT WITHOUT A PARACHUTE BUT LUCKILY YOUR RADIO BROKE YOUR FALL
You: BUT NOW YOU CANNOT TALK TO ANYONE; AND TURNS OUT I ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED YOU OUT OVER AFRICA
Stranger: YOU SURE YOU DON'T JUST WANT A COKE?

[MegaScientifical]

-snip-

Looks like somebody had a fun time.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 21 / m / canada / not horny
You: Good, because I was planning on doing my BF first.
Stranger: Awh no funn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rookie]

Lol
Went to video chat

First thing I saw was a richard.

[DaSord213]

Stranger:  hi
You: hi
Stranger: what's your name stranger?
You: Stranger, obviously.
You: I so funny.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: made me laugh
You: Me too
Stranger: so ok your name is stranger,
Stranger: then
You: Yep
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: strangerland?
You: The internet
You: Strangerland doesn't have a good economy
Stranger: that's true
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rookie]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: HEY......
You: Hi :)
Stranger: (:
Stranger: FEMALE OR MALE
You: Female, turn off caps please.
Stranger: ok...as u wish....
You: lol
Stranger: age?
You: 20
Stranger: from?
You: England
Stranger: british pusillanimous individual....i love that....
You: :/
You: asl
Stranger: 21 m USA
You: haha well unless you have a REALLY long snake you wont be getting any of this pusillanimous individual.
Stranger: i have huge snake
You: Me too! LOL

[DaSord213]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Do you love me?
Stranger: sureeeeeeeee
You: Yay
You: <3
Stranger: who the forget r u
You: I'm
Stranger: kool kids klub
You: me
You: Stranger
Stranger: cool
You: Don't you remember talking to me earlier?
Stranger: of course i do
You: Great
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: but i don't really remember where u from
You: Well, now I have to hide back under my rock. The evil crabs are calling.
You: Will you help me slay the evil crabs?
You: Y/N
Stranger: sure, sure
Stranger: where u from, and how old r u? :)))
You: You HP: 100 Crab HP: 50
You: Select attack
Stranger: kool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubkool kids klubk
Stranger: attack (?)
You: You charge the crabs!
You: You dealt... 17 damage!
You: Crab
You: Strikes back!
You: 14 damage!
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: r u a male or female?
You: Select a spell.
You: Enchant - Wind - Blizzard
You: Do it, friend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[stalker]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: guy looking for a horny girl.

You: i trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweei trweeaD EASFD
You: i trwee
You: GET THE forget OUT DADDY
You have disconnected