I had one that was a 5 Gum commercial that I was gonna make, but I lost my camcorder charger so I might as well post it here.
Narrator: How it feels to chew 5 Gum.
*Cut to guy putting a piece of gum in his mouth*
*Guy chews for a while*
Guy: Wow, this is pretty avera-
Narrator: 5 Gum: Stimulate your senses.