Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

[Jubel]

No, not that spin-off with Johnny Depp. (Even thought that was good too.)
I'm talking about the original movie. I just watched it recently. Oh dear, good times, and cowering when the chicken got chopped in the tunnel.

Discuss awsomeness.

[Ad Bot]

[Joker Card]

Look Charlie I'm a bird!

[MegaScientifical]

If you wanna view paradise...

[Joker Card]

I assume that's from the stuffty new version, the forget?

If you wanna view paradise...

You're a moron. Its from the original when he drinks the soda that makes him float.

[TeslaCoil]

Willy Wonka and the Fat Factory.

[Pliny]

I liked that old movie, but the "chocolate riverboat" was weird. Also, the 'wonkavator' or whatever at the end looks like crap compared to the one in Roald Dahl's original book. Neither movie holds a candle to the book in all honesty.

[MegaScientifical]

You're a moron. Its from the original when he drinks the soda that makes him float.

WELL I don't remember every line. They cut that scene a lot and they've been showing it less and less.

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing

For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!

[Jubel]

I liked that old movie, but the "chocolate riverboat" was weird. Also, the 'wonkavator' or whatever at the end looks like crap compared to the one in Roald Dahl's original book. Neither movie holds a candle to the book in all honesty.

Books are always better.

[Joker Card]

I liked that old movie, but the "chocolate riverboat" was weird. Also, the 'wonkavator' or whatever at the end looks like crap compared to the one in Roald Dahl's original book. Neither movie holds a candle to the book in all honesty.

This makes me want to open up a really old book and read it by candle light.

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