Alright since no one is manning up and doing this stuff, I'm making it happen.
I hate idiots. I have almost always hated idiots. For nearly three years now I have watched idiots come and go as they please. In doing so I have learned a great deal about such idiots. No idiot is ever the same from another, and while some may seem similar, it's most likely because you're an idiot who can't tell two people apart. Idiots almost always try to shorten a word in any way they can. Idiots will never admit to their being an idiot. Idiots take their job very seriously. Idiots spam emotes that have no practical use, such as the cookie. Idiots will eventually self-destruct and leave forever. Idiots make topics about things that they don't understand. When arguing about anything, idiots will tend to just swear and type in all caps. When in an argument that they are not directly affiliated with, idiots tend to take the side of the people who actually know what their talking about. Idiots love Halo, (No, not all Halo lovers are idiots.) and anything related to the Halo series. Idiots tend to think that school is dumb and pointless. Idiots think that 'noob' is a word. Idiots are idiots.
'Noob' isn't a word. It is not a word, nor shall it ever be considered as such. While this topic is highly controversial, the truth is rather clear; Newbie IS a word, and 'noob' IS NOT a word. The literal definition of the word newbie is to describe someone or something that is new to something. The word newbie has almost no negative connotations unlike its coexistent NON-WORD brother, 'noob'. The technical definition of the fake word 'noob' is to describe someone in such a way as to call them a moron; The creation of the fake word has been highly debated over the years, but I have the real answer; Some guy took the word newbie and affiliated it with being moronic and decided that maybe this new inbreed definition should be given a word of its own, thus creating the fake word 'noob'. This being the case, one could say that by calling someone a 'noob' one would actually be saying that due to someone's being new he or she is an idiot. Since newbie is usually shortened down to 'newb' it is obvious how a discrepancy between newbie and 'noob' has come to be. Generally, I think one would be better off calling an idiot a forgettard.
Now make a wall of text also or I will be forced to actually put some loving effort into one. Lazy forgettards.
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