Hello. I am your rival from pokemon versions G/S/C/HG/SS, Silver. Now who is ready for and adventure where I am controlled by a useless crowd of internet douchebags?
*Eyes start to burn from sunlight flowing through the trees.*
What to do about it. (Each has it's own consequences.)
A. Say "forget YOU MOTHER NATURE!" and throw a rock into the air (75% chance of being hit by the same rock)
B. Put on some awesome shades (Takes away sunlight)
C. Punch Justin Bieber (99.9999 % chance of being Mauled by angry paparazzi)
Have fun with it.