Fortune Cookies

[Sandvich]

They make no sense.

I got one that said "Be prepared to modify your plans"
That happens to me 24/7 >:U

[Ad Bot]

[Madmitten]

none of them happened
i read one a while ago said
"there will be cake"

[Zenith]

They taste loving great.

[Roknrollwill]

Bu-but they taste good :c

[J MASTER]

I used to have a collection of like, 75 fortunes, had doubles of three or four.