It’s not good for him anyway. LOL!
Oh, and I’m looking for a lawyer so that I can sue Kraft Foods. It’s all their fault since they didn’t explicitly state that cooking the noodles without water would fill the house with putrid smoke!
Hey guys I'm gonna be a nutritionist then have some random burst of laughter I can only convey in an abbreviation that dosn't really match the style of the rest of my story, then I'm going to say I'm gonna do something stupid I'm not really gonna do.