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[Blaze0]

Basically: You write about one paragraph continuing the story. Any ridiculously stupid posts shall be ignored. Please take this seriously. Plot twists are enjoyed, but don't harness powers of god, kill the main character etc.


Owwch, my head. I don't know how long I've been here. It's some sort of dark room. There's a door locked by a passcode-panel, apparently needing 4 digits. There's a small set of bars showing what's outside the room, like a prison. There is a hallway with other rooms like this. At the end of the hallway is an exit, and at the other end, a guard's room. The guards have shotguns on them at all times. I heard the passcode is hidden on a piece of paper somewhere in the guard's room. All I have is a 2 foot piece of rope, a 4-inch long kids remote control car with camera and claw on it, and a self-inflating whoopie cushion. I don't know what to do...

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THATS NOT ONE PARAGRAPH >:C

[JAW959]

Owwch, my head. I don't know how long I've been here. It's some sort of dark room. There's a door locked by a passcode-panel, apparently needing 4 digits. There's a small set of bars showing what's outside the room, like a prison. There is a hallway with other rooms like this. At the end of the hallway is an exit, and at the other end, a guard's room. The guards have shotguns on them at all times. I heard the passcode is hidden on a piece of paper somewhere in the guard's room. All I have is a 2 foot piece of rope, a 4-inch long kids remote control car with camera and claw on it, and a self-inflating whoopie cushion. I don't know what to do...

I lean against the wall of the cell and contemplate my options, I have enough rope here to hang myself, I would save that for the most desperate of last resorts.
Turning to the remote controlled car I had smuggled in deep inside my star fish I formulated a plan, using my fingernails and the very cell itself I pry open the RC car, I look on the circut board, looking for just the right piece... There! I had found it, a plot device, just as I remembered was perched on a small capacitor, removing the plot device from it's silicon prison I held it above my head, my scream pierced the heavens as I channeled Thor, god of thunder. I felt a weight in my right hand, it felt heavy yet I needn't strain to lift it. The mighty Mjöllnir, the hammer that could crush cities, and still fit comfortably in one's tunic. Grasping Mjöllnir I smashed down the door effortlessly, the guards were quick of course but not fast enough to avoid my terrible strikes, I crushed their skulls and cursed their families with effortless swings.

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[Anti-Block]

I lean against the wall of the cell and contemplate my options, I have enough rope here to hang myself, I would save that for the most desperate of last resorts.
Turning to the remote controlled car I had smuggled in deep inside my star fish I formulated a plan, using my fingernails and the very cell itself I pry open the RC car, I look on the circut board, looking for just the right piece... There! I had found it, a plot device, just as I remembered was perched on a small capacitor, removing the plot device from it's silicon prison I held it above my head, my scream pierced the heavens as I channeled Thor, god of thunder. I felt a weight in my right hand, it felt heavy yet I needn't strain to lift it. The mighty Mjöllnir, the hammer that could crush cities, and still fit comfortably in one's tunic. Grasping Mjöllnir I smashed down the door effortlessly, the guards were quick of course but not fast enough to avoid my terrible strikes, I crushed their skulls and cursed their families with effortless swings.

Mjöllnir evaperated instantaneuously upon making contact with my next obstacle-  a Giant Boar made entiely out of guns. the Gunboar, I presume. I backed up, but it was too late, as the boar had already sensed my presence. Slowly taking out my Portal gun, I schemed to teleport the Nuclear Warhead in the corner of the room on top of the boar. There was a 50-50 chance the warhead would go off. But none fear, I was already nestled inside a refridgerator.
     To make a long story short, I'm currently sailing into the stratosphere in a quickly deteriorating kitchen appliance. I grab the handle and...

[JAW959]

Mjöllnir evaperated instantaneuously upon making contact with my next obstacle-  a Giant Boar made entiely out of guns. the Gunboar, I presume. I backed up, but it was too late, as the boar had already sensed my presence. Slowly taking out my Portal gun, I schemed to teleport the Nuclear Warhead in the corner of the room on top of the boar. There was a 50-50 chance the warhead would go off. But none fear, I was already nestled inside a refridgerator.
     To make a long story short, I'm currently sailing into the stratosphere in a quickly deteriorating kitchen appliance. I grab the handle and...

Fashion a crude aeroplane out of the small piece of metal, using oil derived from cooking my own body fat I pilot the plane back to the wretched prison, aiming my plane directly at Gunboar I opened up with the dual machine guns I had made out of frozen corn, Gunboar fell to the hail of vegetables and I turned to the sunset when suddenly... 

[Anti-Block]

The sunset pulls a fast one on me and charges me, weilding a Flaming Naginata. I summon Yuki Nagato and Liam Neeson and they transmorph into an F-14, which I command to bombard the Sunset with lols(I forgot to mention this F-14 is full of lols). The sunset is thrown backwards, interfering with Earth's polar axis. FAST FORWARD 14 YEARS slow pan down to a Sixteen year old high-school teenage schoolgirl who is Knocked backwards by THE SUNSET. Didn't see that coming, huh?

[Lugnut]

I pull out of my nonexistent tail spin and go into a controlled barrel roll, falling into the abyss of mama. I fashion a boat from a mountain I was carrying in my backpack. I then start punching the trees, leaving no tree untouched as I splash into the lava, which has little effect on me because ....

[LoserHero]

I pull out of my nonexistent tail spin and go into a controlled barrel roll, falling into the abyss of mama. I fashion a boat from a mountain I was carrying in my backpack. I then start punching the trees, leaving no tree untouched as I splash into the lava, which has little effect on me because ....

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