Let me tell you an old folktale,
about an old, fat lazy log,
his name was old Fred, me boy,
old Fred the frog!
He hopped across the ocean,
he hopped across the sea,
why, he even tried the sidewalk,
and got stepped on like a flea.
Oh, Fred the frog,
Oh oh, Fred the frog,
he hopped out into the cold dark night,
and then slept like a log 'till light.
He was alive somehow,
when old Mr. Spider,
came along and had a cow,
"C'mon boy, have some cider!"
Fin.