In case you're being serious, allow me to enlighten you:
Blockland's forums is in a persistent state of high school angst. Everyone here has a serious mental defect that causes them to fail to exist in other societies and we kind of pool down here as a group of sub-humans that are stuck in a perpetual cycle of whacking each other over the head with our troll clubs.
If one of us violates one of our strictly laid out and abstract social expectations (which we invented), or are so mentally defective that they cannot exist in a stable form even here, it ends up in the drama forum. The drama forum is the virtual equivalent of Ancient Rome's gladiatorial combat, but instead of swords we have carefully crafted insults, and instead of armor we have logical fallacies.
Anyone who gets banned from the Blockland forums will return in anywhere from a day (sooner, as some members take it upon themselves to preemptively create alternate accounts), to three years, but they always come back.
Here is your complimentary stick. Proceed to shove it directly up your ass.