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10 bucks says nobody would want to.
Well you got me there.

Ohey there.
several members will take some getting used to
Like who?

No, you can't.

Whatever logic you muster up that supports you not being an alt through circular reasoning is flawed in principle and as such completely fallacious and antithetical of believable hypotheses. マホ~
Iban's theory has 3 things that he says are an indication of being an alt.

1) Age. He says that the reason I put 19 as my age is to make people believe my vocabulary or something. I'm not really clear on this point. However, the same thing could be said for Iban. He places his age at 18, only 1 year less, and he speaks with a fairly similar vocabulary. By that logic, he is an alt as well.

2) Curiosity about mundane features of the forums. This might be true, if I was asking about a mundane sub forum such as add-ons, or creativity. However, I am asking about the drama section, which is exclusive to these forums, as far as I know.

3) Gender. He says my gender is to "reduce the number of attacks". This is pretty much irrelevant, because I could say that he chose male as to sympathize with the male members.

 

In case you're being serious, allow me to enlighten you:


Blockland's forums is in a persistent state of high school angst. Everyone here has a serious mental defect that causes them to fail to exist in other societies and we kind of pool down here as a group of sub-humans that are stuck in a perpetual cycle of whacking each other over the head with our troll clubs.

If one of us violates one of our strictly laid out and abstract social expectations (which we invented), or are so mentally defective that they cannot exist in a stable form even here, it ends up in the drama forum. The drama forum is the virtual equivalent of Ancient Rome's gladiatorial combat, but instead of swords we have carefully crafted insults, and instead of armor we have logical fallacies.

Anyone who gets banned from the Blockland forums will return in anywhere from a day (sooner, as some members take it upon themselves to preemptively create alternate accounts), to three years, but they always come back.


Here is your complimentary stick. Proceed to shove it directly up your ass.

Here is your complimentary stick. Proceed to shove it directly up your ass.
I am having trouble deciphering what you mean by this. I can see two possible answers.

1) You are saying that I am a previously banned member, and you are saying "forget you for re-joining".
2) You are welcoming me to the forums, with a friendly gesture of sorts.

Please let me know which one it is, if any.

He's saying everyone here acts like they have a stick up their ass.
In a way, it's a welcome.

. . . instead of armor we have logical fallacies.

Ha is that a reference to Galileo's Letter to the Grand Duchess of Tuscany?

I'll shut up now. マホ~

I am having trouble deciphering what you mean by this. I can see two possible answers.

1) You are saying that I am a previously banned member, and you are saying "forget you for re-joining".
2) You are welcoming me to the forums, with a friendly gesture of sorts.

Please let me know which one it is, if any.

I think most of us think #1 without the "forget you" part. Because I love you and everyone here, and I'm sure they feel the same way. まほ~

Welcome, Yes I know I'm a bit late but oh well and the fist thing you need to do is, Pay 50 to have love with Night Fox

hi
the :cookieMonster:ate my :cookie:and my :iceCream:

Oh boy, is is it good to have Iban back, or what!

Welcome, we all love you and want only what's best for you. If you have any problems at all, or anything even remotely interesting in your life, make a thread about it and share it with us! ムホ~

Salutations, I want your babies and only to eat them. If it has any problems at all, or it whines for a second, tell me and it'll be in my belly! KAWWAAAAIIIII DESU DESU UGUU~

Fixed that for you.


Salutations, I want your babies and only to eat them. If it has any problems at all, or it whines for a second, tell me and it'll be in my belly! KAWWAAAAIIIII DESU DESU UGUU~

Fixed that for you.
Oh god I laughed hard