Simon's a cigarette.

[Kingdaro]

There's this kid that's at my school named Simon, and he's one of the biggest cigarettes I've ever met. Let me make a list of  reasons why I dislike him:

• Touching people in ways that make them feel uncomfortable (Everywhere but the private area(s))
• Screwing around with other people's things
• Threatening to hit me and scaring me when I've told him to stop countless times
• Seat whoring on the bus

It was today in PE that he made me choke when I was trying to get a drink of water that made me mad and pushed me to make this topic, and to not consider him my friend anymore.

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[Orion]

wait no seriously

[TomTheGeek²]

• Touching people in ways that make them feel uncomfortable

sounds hot.

[Azzurolix]

alll right

[Sandvich]

Sounds like me  

[Robo Dude]

Kick the little devil on the knee so he can't walk.

[Trymos]

Sounds like me  

[Orion]

Kick the little devil on the knee so he can't walk.

then tickle him

[Sandvich]

I'm always touchign people lol

[Dodger]

I'm always touchign people lol

You touch women.

In their privates. 

[_Rave_]

So he bugged you and you made a topic here bitching?

[Sandvich]

You touch women.

In their privates. 

You should try it some time.

naw bro I moved on from that

mostly because my gf doesnt really do that >:U

[rockslide26]

I get dem random hugs, they're pretty weird, but at least they're not gay hugs