If you drive around with a baseball bat in your car here, police might arrest you since they think you're going to murder someone.
after school programs must be a pain in the ass for them
I'd call ALT on this guy, but he has had this account for awhile.Let me investigate further...
At least my avatar is funny looking. >_> Now stop this war.
The title says it all. Some ideas for baseball bats:A. Use it to smack your enemy in the face... " Accidentially. " (you should try this when your playing baseball as well, it makes it look less suspicious.)B. To keep losers away from you.C. Smashing things like garage doors.D. Punishing other children: "DADDY NO-" SMACK! "I WAS A GOOD BOY- "SMACK SMACK! "OOOWWW!" SMACK SMACK SMACK!E. Jabbing people in the gut for no reason at all.F. Knocking people off their bikes (prepare for extreme pain later!)G. Revenge on the neighbors for calling your parents for no reason! And finally:H. Beating up cars. This works well with G.NOW REMEMBER USE A WOODEN OR PLASTIC BAT!!! NO METAL! Except for C and H, use PLASTIC OR WOOD, or you'll have to pay a hospital bill
