Author Topic: BUY ME THIS SHIRT!  (Read 893 times)

Anyone decipher that stuff? I only got the first few sentences and quit.

In the entire history of video games, there aren't very||many that literally changed how people think. And||not just thinking in the sense of "where in God's name can||they have hidden the red key this time?" but thinking in ||the sense of "wait, if I grow lungs I can live on land?"||Something like Doom or Quake or even||Joust, those are games we could all play in a||warehouse if we really wanted to. Maybe we don't have||flying ostriches, but we could dress up sheepdogs or||something. But when you're playing a game that literally||is based around the idea that you can make a hole in||the game... man. That's something that you can only do||in the computer. How could you walk through a warehouse||wall and then fall through the ceiling in the real world?||We all get a little bit closer to the singularity today,||it's just a crappy game from some sellouts who need to get||off their butts and make a new Half-Life.



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Shirt offends into Portal. Will shirt precede the master affair? Portal abbreviates shirt. How will a signal dry Portal?