Obviously you've never stood for your rights before.
No, I've just never pretended I'm something I'm not. Gays are cool in my book, but if someone calls me a cigarette, I'm not going to go ahead and start grinding on his leg, beaming, while screaming, "HOMOloveUALITY IS SO MUCH FUN!" I'd probably call him a primitive forgetface, then nonchalantly walk away.