I'm in an alternate reality with ZSNO, and as it turns out the school actually did blow up. As the prankster left the school after turning on the gas, he accidentally tripped on a beetle and while he fell he accidentally lit his zippo and threw it behind him in slow motion.
Now we have to have class either in a pile of ashes, or on the field. Pity me :c
CURSE YOU ZSNO FOR BEING IN THE BETTER REALITY.