Yo Mama Jokes

[SailorMan]

Yo momma is so fat, when she walks outside with her yellow raincoat on people wave their hands and yell, "TAXI TAXI!"

DAMN I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

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[Bob Bricks 101]

Yo mamas so poor, i went to her house and stepped on an ant, and she said "Get off the family pet!"

Yo mamas so fat, She has a Oversized Load sign across her butt!

Yo mamas so stupid, she got locked in a mattress shop and asked the owner for a cardboard box to sleep in for the night!

[mp7964]

Yo mamas so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

[Fire paw]

Yo mama so fat, she wears a watch for every time zone
Yo mama so fat, the scale says "ONE ELEPHANT AT A TIME PLEASE"
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth
Yo mama so stupid, she is on the forums
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, the DEFCON level raises to 1
Yo mama so Soviet russian, shes actually yo papa