We (Disconaked and I) had a love scheduled today. Disconnected didn't love me and I gave him a nickel, a jar of feathers (he said they were for star fish tickling), and a lightbulb. Still no love and it's almost midnight. Talk about how much of an ass (not the lovey kind) he (Disconskednected) is ([iz]
- verb 1. third person singular present indicative of be).