Lol, Ike would probably be the one kicking him into orbit and firing a shoulder-mounted laser cannon at him
If you dont know what a spartan laser is you are silly.
How dumb do parents have to be to buy a 6 year old boy a computer?
I know what it is but it IS a shoulder mounted laser cannon which an 8 year old couldn't hold
he is generally stupid.
You're the one to talk.