The vault
So I'll live in an underground metal complex sealed off by a vault, and when I go outside the world would be a baron wasteland, with wierd junkies and rocker gangs, I'd be forced to eat irradiated crap and two headed cows and then I'll get raped by these;

Correct?
hard rain is relaxing. I envy you.
I know, it's just something about it that's really soothing, don't you think?
Also, have you ever looked out of your window and watched the rain? Really soothes the mind.